The Return of Yosemite Sam 13

Here's the final chapter. Enjoy!

Chapter 13: Part of a Family

Later on, it was the night in Looneygrabah. At the palace, Marvin had some bandages on his body. At the moment, he was in the throne room, along with Bugs, Lola, Daffy, Speedy, Foghorn, the Road Runner, Porky, Tweety, Sylvester and Hector. The pig was sitting on his room, while Marvin was sitting on some pillows. At the same time, Sylvester was eating lots of fish, with many skeletons of fish besides him.

"Sufferin' succotash! I should get heroic more often!" said the cat, clearly enjoying all that fish.

"How d-d-d-d-do you feel, M-M-M-M-Marvin?" asked the sultan.

"I'm feeling well. For once, I don't have to worry about Sam, and I can relax too." said the martian.

"Well, I gotta ask one question, Marv." said Bugs. "What made ya change your mind about helping us?"

"What changed my mind? Hum... Well..." He sighed as he continued. "In all honesty, you are the only persons who ever cared about me. Sam never really cared about me. He simply wanted me to help him with his evil plans and that was about it." admitted Marvin. "But... As cliched and cheesy as it may sounds... I felt like I had a real family with all of you. Even with the duck, despite how annoying he is at times."

"Yeah. Yeah. Whatever." said Daffy, bored and uninterested by the conversation.

"Marvin, that's so nice from you to say that we're like a family to you." said Lola, smiling.

"Yeah, I agree with that. It was really cliched and cheesy what you said." said Bugs, smirking. Lola punched him on his left shoulder, causing the rabbit to help and rub said shoulder. "Huh... I mean, I admit I also agree with Lola." he said while the others nodded, with the exception of Daffy and Sylvester. The duck simply shrugged while the cat was too busy eating his fishes to pay attention to what the others were saying.

"Consider yourself as being part of that family as well." said the princess before hugging the martian, the latter taken by surprise and then hugging her back.

"Thank you very much for those kind words. I appreciate it." said Marvin, right before they stopped hugging.

"Everything s-s-s-s-seems well around here." commented Porky, smiling. "Sam is gone for g-g-g-good, Marvin is n-n-n-no longer a villain, and Bugs is m-m-m-m-m-my new v-v-v-vizier."

"Well, about that..." Bugs began to say.

"Yes, m-m-m-m-my boy?"

"I don't think I can be your vizier."

"What?" said the martian, confused as he stood up. "Excuse me for saying this, but you have to be a fool to refuse an offer as great as this one. Being the sultan's vizier, if you ask me, is a great honor. What else can you ask?"

"Simple. The world." replied the rabbit.

"The... world?" asked Marvin, puzzled. "As in 'taking over it'?"

All of sudden, Foghorn started playing a certain song on a piano, getting himself ready to sing it.

Foghorn: They're Marvin and the Hare

Yes, Marvin and the Hare

One is a genius...

"Oh, cut that out!" snapped Daffy in annoyance.

The rooster made the piano disappear instantly.

"That duck, I say, that duck doesn't recognize good music when he hears some." he said to the readers.

"No, Marv. I'm not sayin' I want to rule the world." replied Bugs. "The thing is, I wanna see the world. I wanna travel to other countries. I wanna have adventures around our planet, and makin' a Saturday morning spin-off show about it."

"Hmm... I c-c-c-can see your reasons. I don't s-s-s-see anything b-b-b-bad about wanting to travel a-a-a-around the world." said Porky.

"Hold on, my dear carrot eating friend. Have you thought about the princess?" asked Marvin, pointing to Lola. "You don't think she will stay here and let you have adventures around the world, do you?"

"Are you crazy? There's no way I'm gonna let you do that!" she said to her boyfriend.

"Ah. You see. I was right." said the martian.

"Unless I go share those adventures with you." she added, smirking at her love.

"Sure, Lola. It definitely will be more enjoyable with ya." said Bugs, as the rabbits hugged each other.

"Wait, does that mean I'll go on those adventures too?" asked Daffy, concerned.

"Certainly. I mean, with all the jokes ya provide even unintentionally, it wouldn't be nearly as fun without ya." replied the rabbit.

"Okay... but will these adventures be dangerous?" asked the duck, a bit more concerned.

"Well, it depends. Are ya afraid of big ugly monsters and witches?" asked the rabbit. All of sudden, Daffy fell on his back, laying unconscious on the ground. "Daf? Daffy, are ya okay? I think he answered my question."

"Well, there's one thing for sure, son! I say, even though I already saw the world myself, it will be a pleasure for me to go on adventures with you, guys." eagerly said Foghorn. "Besides, there are places I haven't visited yet because I was too eager to go back to Looneygrabah, so may as well visit those places too."

"Count me in tambien." added Speedy.

"Beep! Beep!" said the Road Runner.

"Glad to hear that, guys." said Lola.

"What about ya three, guys?" asked Bugs to Tweety, Sylvester and Hector.

"I admit it would be nice to do it once in a while." said the canary.

"If you ever need my help, I'll always be there for you, Lola." said Hector to his mistress.

"Thanks, you two. You are the most loyal bird and dog I know." she said, patting their heads.

"As for me, don't count me in! I have nine lives, and I don't want to waste them on some dangerous adventures. I'm not the cat of Indiana Jones! Plus, if I go on some adventures with that mouse, all the other cats and dogs in the world will laugh at me! It's already bad I live in the same palace as that annoying bird I can't even eat, I have a reputation to take care of!" exclaimed Sylvester.

"Coward." said Hector, glaring at Sylvester.

"Ah, shut up!" snapped the cat.

"Heh. Typical, from a cat." said Speedy to the readers.

"I understand, Sly. I still like you, though." said Lola before patting his head as well.

As he heard what everyone just said, Marvin slapped on his forehead.

"Alright. So almost everyone wants to have adventures around the world. It's okay. I'm fine with that. However, don't expect me to go on those adventures as well. I swear, it will never happen." said the martian, in determination and crossing his arms.

"I wouldn't say that if I were ya, Marvin." said Bugs before smirking to the readers.


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Meanwhile, Rocky and Mugsy were still stuck in the tree. Ever since the fight between the heroes and Sam, these two criminals were trying to get themselves unstuck. However, they failed each time they tried.

"Gee, Rocky, does this mean you don't get your third wish?" asked Mugsy.

Rocky looked down and then noticed that Elmer Fudd and the rest of the guards appeared, surrounding them.

"I've got you, cwiminals! Heheheheheheheh!" laughed Elmer.

"Mugsy, I think that's the least of our worries right now." pointed out Rocky. "And you know what? For some reasons, I have the feeling we'll meet that rabbit more often in the future."

"Really? Oh... Well, I think there's only one thing I have to say here." said Mugsy.

"What is it?"

"That's all, folks!" said the idiotic henchman, waving to the readers.

"Shut up, Mugsy."

"Okay, boss."

That's all, Folks!

Well, the sequel is finished now. I wanna thank everyone who took the time to read it, as well as those who left a review while reading it. I hope you enjoyed this Looney Tunes version of "The Return of Jafar". Eventually, I'll do one for "Aladdin and the King of Thieves", but I also planned some surprises that will be done before I'll get to that one. I won't say anything about these surprises because, well, they're surprises. Until then, read and review!

BTW, I forgot to dedicate the previous chapter in memory of an actor I liked and who recently passed away, so I'll dedicate this chapter instead.

In memory of Michael Gough, who played Alfred Pennyworth in the Batman films from the late 80's/90's.

Michael Gough: November 23, 1916-March 17, 2011