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The Return of Yosemite Sam 04

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No problem, Nightw2. I'll be using your most recent suggestions as well.

And now, the moment to which I'm sure everyone (including myself) has been waiting for!

Chapter 4: There's Nothing In The World Quite Like A Friend

"No way!" exclaimed Marvin, as he was locked into a cage in the garden by Bugs.

"Sorry, Marv. But we're gonna wait for tonight's dinner before I can talk to the Sultan about yourself." explained Bugs.

"Was that necessary to put me in a cage? I'm not a bird, you know!"

"I resent that comment!" snapped Daffy.

"Whatever… I'm starting to doubt that you'll be able to convince him that I'm good. And you know why? Because he hates me! Your princess also hates me!" exclaimed the martian.

"Calm down, Marvin." said the rabbit. "I'll make sure she doesn't see ya before I make her prepared."

"Make me prepared for what?" asked a feminine voice from behind.

"Lola!" gulped the carrot eater. Quickly, Bugs grabbed Marvin's cage and threw it inside a safe. Then, he chained the safe with several chains before covering it all with a curtain. Then, both the rabbit, Daffy and Speedy leaned on the safe, whistling innocently. "Oh! Hi, princess of my heart!" said the rabbit as he waved to his love.

"I asked you a question, Bugs." pointed Lola. "Make me prepared for what?"

"Well… Hum… To be honest, I completely forgot what exactly I would make you prepared for." shrugged Bugs, nervous.

"And what is that thing behind you?" she asked, pointing to the curtain-covered safe.

"Oh, that's nothin', really. It's just… hum…"

"It's a regalo yo will give to Sultan Porky esta noche." quickly explained Speedy.

"Regalo?" wondered Daffy.

The duck summoned his English-Spanish dictionary and was searching through the pages.

"It means 'gift', senor Daffy."

"Sure, why not?" said the duck as he rolled his eyes and threw the dictionnary away.

"Yeah, it's a gift Speedy is plannin' to give to your dad." said the rabbit, smiling nervously. "Thanks a lot, Speedy." he whispered to the mouse.

"No problemo." the mouse whispered back, smiling.

"And now, let's go." said the rabbit as he was about to head towards the palace.

"Hum, Bugs? You seem a little nervous." said Lola, looking at her love.

"Me? Nervous? Not at all!" he said, looking at her.

"Are you hiding something from me? You know, a secret for example?"

"Of course not! I almost lost ya because of some stupid secret. I'm not willin' to make that mistake once more." said Bugs as they both looked into each other's eyes.

They smiled lovingly as they were about to kiss each other once more. All of sudden, the ground started to shake violently, startling them all.

"Earthquaaaaaaaake!" exclaimed Daffy in panic.

Quickly, the duck buried his head into the ground, not aware that it wasn't the wisest decision. The others looked at the nearby fountain. Here, the water started to look like a tornado. The Looney Tunes were worried about what was going to happen. All of sudden, the ground stopped to shake as the water tornado was changed into a wave.

"YAAAHOOOOO!" At this moment, a certain rooster was riding a surfboard on the wave. That's right, Foghorn Leghorn was back. He was wearing an Hawaiian shirt and he had sunglasses. The chicken was also carrying luggage with him. Soon enough, he landed near the rabbits and the mouse. "He's tall! He's feathered! I say, he's back!"

"Foggy!" exclaimed Bugs as he and the others started hugging the genie.

"You're finally back!" exclaimed Lola.

Suddenly, Foghorn's body became all red as he screamed.

"OUCH! I HAVE SUNBURN!" His friends stopped hugging him, worried about him. But then, the red colour disappeared, with the rooster grinning at them. "Ha! That's a joke, sons and daughter! Besides, I'm covered in feathers, so… anyway! So, did you miss me?"

It was at this moment that Daffy realized there was no earthquake anymore and removed his head from the ground. He noticed that Foghorn was there.

"Eh, he's back. Oh well…" he shrugged.

"Hey, Daffy!" exclaimed the chicken as he grabbed his luggage and handed them to the duck. "I say, take care of my luggage, son."

However, the luggage were too heavy as the duck was soon crushed by them.

"You're still despicable." groaned Daffy, while his head was the only part of his body not to be crushed.

"And guess what, I have souvenirs from every place on Earth for all of you!" exclaimed the feathered genie.

Foghorn put a hot-dog in Bugs' hand, an "I Love Paris" hat on Lola's head, a human-sized sombrero for Speedy and a large cowboy hat on Daffy's head, as the duck was able to free himself from the luggage. Bugs ate the hot-dog in three bites before licking his fingers.

"Not bad, but I prefer a carrot any day." said the rabbit.

"So, you already have visited the whole world in such a short time?" asked Lola, amazed.

Then, Foghorn transformed himself into many different Foghorns, each of them representing a country.

Foghorns: It's a small world after all!

"I hate that song!" yelled Daffy, cringing from that and covering his ears with his hands.

Then, the rooster came back to normal and appeared next to Bugs.

"But Looneygrabah, I say, Looneygrabah has something that no other places in the whole wide world has!" Suddenly, he transformed himself into a rocket and litted himself, blasting around the garden. "YOU GUYS!"


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As a rocket, Foghorn grabbed Bugs, Lola, Daffy and Speedy before flying towards the sky. The Looney Tunes held onto each other before the rooster made some fireworks. Then, the feathered genie transformed into a parachute and started singing.

Foghorn: I parachuted down into the Taj Mahal

He appeared running on the Great Wall of China, drawing a rickshaw with his four friends in it.

I roller-bladed all along the great Great Wall

Then, they appeared in Pise. Foghorn was riding a bicycle until he crashed himself into the Leaning Tower.

I even made the famous Leaning Tower fall

The tower was about to fall on Bugs and the others. They sighed in relief when Foghorn appeared to support it.

But who was with me through it all?

Nobody!

After that, they appeared inside a circus. The rooster was doing some trapeze there.

The Moscow Circus hired me to fly trapeze

Right after that, they appeared in a Greek setting. There, Foghorn was racing against a fat yellow-skinned man named Homer Simpson.

On Mount Olympus, ran a race with Homer J.

All of sudden, a bunch of bees was chasing them, making the chicken panicking.

It's easy when you're chased by killer bees!

Then, the Looney Tunes dove into water, avoiding the bees.

Who said "gesundheit" when I sneezed? Achoo!

Some seconds later, they appeared on a street. Bugs, Lola, Daffy and Speedy were all wet because of the water. But then, Foghorn appeared as a sun, drying them.

So now I'm home

Home again, that's right

You chase the clouds away

Whenever I am white!

"But ya always have white feathers!" pointed out Bugs, right before Foghorn transformed himself into a mummy.

Foghorn: Greater than the pyramids

To which I highly recommend

Then, the rooster appeared next to Bugs and Lola, both transformed into Egyptian-like statues.

There is nothing in the world quite like a friend!

After that, Foggy appeared on a bed of nails, dressed like a fakir.

Slept like a babe in Bombay on a bed of nails

Right after that, the rooster appeared as a small Arabian female dancer in Daffy' hands.

Moroccans set my fairy tales of seven veils

Foghorn then appeared, dressed like a fisherman and threw a whale from an aquarium.

And single-handedly, I even saved the whales

No one was there to hear my tales!

He cried many tears before appearing as a Mariachi. Bugs, Lola and Daffy appeared with Mariachi clothes. Speedy was in his regular clothes and seemed to enjoy the setting.

In Acapulco joined a Mariachi band

Then, the rooster appeared inside a small boat, on some rapids.

I rode the ragin' rapids down the Rio Grande

After that, both Foghorn and the others were inside a hot air balloon.

Flew in an air balloon, but when I tried to land

Nobody laughed or lent a hand

All of sudden, the hot air balloon broke and they all fell towards the ground. Luckily, Foghorn, dressed like an explorer, caught his friends with a net.

Without you, the Amazon is just a trickle

The rooster dressed himself with winter clothes and appeared in a place covered in snow.

Without you, the Sahara is not so hot

Right after that, he became a giant faucet.

Without you, Niagara Falls is just a leaky faucet

And then, he was dressed like a sea captain, holding a bottle in his hand.

And the Huey II is just some yacht

The feathered genie broke the bottle on a boat. The latter flied into the air, with Bugs, Lola, Daffy, Speedy and Foggy on it.

Now that I'm home

Home again, it's clear

All I ever wanted

Seems to be right here!

The boat arrived near the palace. They all landed on the ground.

I travelled to east and west

Two heads appeared on the chicken's body.

3 Foghorns: And now I'm back again!

Then, the chicken appeared right next to his friends, hugging them.

Foghorn: I say, there's nothing in the world quite like a friend!

Bugs: There's nothin' in the world…

Lola: Nothing in the world wide world…

The five of them: There's nothing in the world quite like a frieeeeeeeeeeeeend!

After that, Foghorn appeared next to the Earth and span it like a basket-ball.

Foghorn: Nothing in the whole wide world!


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As the song ended, everything was back to normal.

"So, Foghorn, even though the answer is kind of obvious, how does it feel to be free?" asked Bugs.

"Well, to be honest… it's wonderful, I say! I can do anything I want, now!" exclaimed Foghorn. One second later, he was dressed like a tennis player. "Like playing sports!"

With his racket, he smashed a tennis ball. However, the ball hit Daffy's eye and was stuck there.

"Ow!" yelped Daffy.

Annoyed, the duck pulled the ball with all his might, succeeding it. Then, Foghorn transformed himself into a carpenter.

"Or doing some carpentry!" He was about to hammer a nail on a plank when he accidentally hit his own finger. "Ouch!" The rooster smiled sheepishly after that. "But I have to admit one thing. My magical powers aren't as powerful as they used to be."

Foghorn tried to shoot a lightning on a nearby tree, but it was quite a small lightning and it didn't harm the tree that much.

"I see." said Lola.

"But hey, I guess I had to pay for my freedom. So, it doesn't really matter to me that much, I say. Anyway, would you like to see a magic trick?" he said as he appeared as a magician.

"Sorry, Foghorn, but we have a dinner tonight, so…"

"Oh, I see…" said the rooster, disappointed as the magician outfit disappeared. "You wanna be on your whole new world for tonight, the two of you alone. I understand that." he said, turning around.

"Foggy, hum…" said Bugs, feeling bad for the magical rooster.

"No, no, son. I completely understand. I say, don't take me in pity."

"Hum, Foghorn?" asked Lola, smiling at the feathered genie. "Would you like to join us for dinner tonight? My father would be glad to see you again."

"Really?" asked Foghorn, grinning. "Alright! I love you all, guys!" he said as he hugged his friends. After he stopped hugging them, he headed towards the palace. "Oh, it feels so good to be back, I say!"

Lola headed towards the palace too. At the moment, Bugs, Daffy and Speedy stayed in the garden.

"Okay, guys. We have to choose which one of us should be the one to keep an eye on Marvin tonight. The one we will choose will unfortunately missed the dinner." explained the rabbit.

"Don't worry about it, Bugsy. I have something to make it easier." said Daffy, as the duck took a very small TV monitor with the size of a walkie-talkie.

"What is that?" asked Speedy.

"A TV monitor connected to a camera." explained the duck before pointing out to a nearby camera that was put in a tree.

"How did tu get that thing?" asked the mouse.

"Quite simple, Speedy. Any great sci-fi hero must have his own gadgets on him anytime. After all, I am also the great hero known as…" Daffy jumped in the air, pointing towards the sky while an aura was covering him. "…DUCK DODGERS IN THE TWENTY…"

"Yeah, yeah. We get it, Daf." said Bugs.

The duck landed on the ground and glared at the rabbit for interrupting his line.

"By the way, did anyone forget about senor Marvin?" asked Speedy.

"What do ya… Marvin!" yelped the rabbit in alarm.

Quickly, he went near the safe, removed the curtain, removed the chains, opened the safe, grabbed Marvin's cage and put it out of the safe. The martian was gasping for air.

"I… I… I… was stuck in this safe during the entire song that chicken was singing! I'm a living being, you know. I need air!" exclaimed Marvin.

"You do realize that you have no nose and you are able to breath in space, right?" pointed Daffy.

"And YOU do realize that we are Looney Tunes and that logic isn't THAT common among us, right?" snapped the martian.

"Point taken."

The rabbit put the martian's cage on the ground.

"Alright, Marvin. Just wait here until I can convince Sultan Porky."

"Sure, I can wait. Especially since I'm stuck in this cage." said Marvin, sarcastically.

Bugs and his two friends were about to head to the palace when Foghorn appeared right next to them.

"I ask, sons, what are you doing?"

"Hum… Nothin' really. Well… I'll explain to ya later." said the rabbit.

"Alright, son." shrugged Foghorn before they all entered the palace.


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Meanwhile, somewhere in the desert, Rocky and his gang were near a well, the same one where Marvin threw Sam's lamp earlier. Mugsy was getting some water from the well.

"Too bad that rabbit and his friends were able to beat us, boss. Now, we are more humiliated than ever!" said Mugsy, stupidly.

"Shut up, Mugsy." said Rocky.

At the same time, the other members of the gang were talking together.

"I have enough of that Rocky." said Cottontail Smith. "He's the worst leader we could ever have!"

"You're right." agreed Blacque Jacque. "Unless he treats us with respect, I'm gonna cut him in a half."

"Hey!" shouted Rocky to the others. "Do something useful or I'll let Mugsy take care of you."

"Hey, boss! I got the water!" said his dumb henchman.

"Okay, that's enough." said Cottontail Smith as he went near Rocky, along with the other members of the gang.

"What do you think you are doing?" asked Rocky to the others.

"It's time for you to receive what you deserve." said Blacque Jacque, taking his sword.

Not paying attention to what was happening, Mugsy took the bucket from the well, full of water. Suddenly, he tripped and the bucket landed near Rocky. A certain black lamp fell of the bucket and landed besides the leader of the gang. The latter noticed the object.

"What is that?" wondered Rocky as he took the lamp, ignoring the thieves who wanted to cut him in a half.

The leader of the gang rubbed the lamp, trying to clean it up. Then, to the surprise of everyone, red clouds of smoke appeared from the lamp. Soon, it covered the whole sky with an evil laugh being heard. Rocky gasped in surprise, while the others gasped in panic.

"Aaaaaah! Forces of evil!" exclaimed Cottontail Smith.

All the members of the gang, except Rocky and Mugsy, went on their horses and left the place as quickly as possible. Rocky was still staring at the sky while Mugsy's body was shaking in fear. Then, a familiar figure appeared from the smoke. Laughing evilly, Yosemite Sam was back, in his genie form.

"FINALLY! I'M BACK!" roared Sam, smiling evilly. "Now, I can have my revenge on that blasted vermint!" The evil genie was about to fly away. All of sudden, his golden bracelets held him back, preventing him from going anywhere. "What the...?" Sam tried to pull his bracelets with all his might. However, it didn't worked as he panted for some seconds. Then, he tried once more, but it didn't work. "What in tarnation!?" Then, he realized something. "Oh... Yeah, the whole genie rules and everything. I get it now."

He looked down and noticed Rocky and Mugsy. Sam smirked when he saw Rocky holding his lamp.

"Rocky, I'm scared!" yelped the idiotic henchman.

"Shut up, Mugsy." said his boss.

"Hey! You two! Take me to Looneygrabah!" ordered Sam.

"Aaaaaaaah!" yelled Mugsy.

"Okay, maybe I'm too frightening. Just hold on a minute." The villain snapped his fingers and changed his appearance. Now, he was back to his regular cowboy outfit. "So, am I less frightening to you?"

"Oh, much better." said Mugsy, sighing in relief. "But, what are you exactly?"

"Isn't that obvious? He's a genie." explained Rocky to his dumb but loyal henchman.

"Oh! A real genie?"

"Oh, no. I'm Batman." said Sam, sarcastically. "Of course, I'm a genie!"

"Which means, since I rubbed your lamp, that I can get three wishes." said Rocky.

"Unfortunately, you're right." groaned the former sorcerer.

"Oh! That's great! You got three wishes, boss! This is so much fun!" said the stupid henchman.

"Yeah, I know, Mugsy. So... For my first wish... Ah! I know. I wish for the sunken treasure ship of Long John Silver!" exclaimed Rocky.

The evil genie thought about it before smirking evilly. He snapped his fingers, making the three of them disappear. Some moments later, Rocky and Mugsy reappeared, litteraly in the ocean, near a sunken treasure ship. The two of them yelped as they were soon chased by a shark. Sam appeared next to them.

"I think you needed to be more specific there. Maybe you wish to go back to the desert, right?" suggested the evil genie. Rocky simply nodded. Sam snapped his fingers right before the shark could eat them. One moment later, they were back to near the well. Rocky and Mugsy were all wet while Sam was completely dried. "I LOVE this part. Usually, only the rabbit gets to pull tricks like this." commented Sam, smirking.

"I need to be more careful from now on." said the former leader of a gang.

"You made your two wishes. Only one more to do, vermint. But I know what you're thinking right now. You're probably thinking that you wasted a lot on your wishes, right?" asked Sam.

"Now that you mention it… Yep."

"Then, I have an idea for you. If you help me getting my revenge on someone I hate, then I'll make sure that you'll have a big reward."

His master seemed more interested about it.

"It depends on who you want to get your revenge on."

"Quite simple. I need your help to get my revenge on that blasted rabbit!"

"A rabbit?" asked Rocky, having a bad feeling about this.

"Yes, a rabbit! But not any ordinary rabbit. A vermint I hate more than anything else… known as Bugs Bunny!" yelled Sam in anger.

"Bugs Bunny, huh?" asked Rocky, clenching his fists.

"Hey, boss! It's also the name of the rabbit who steal our treasure and who beat us later on! Maybe it's the same rabbit." commented Mugsy, stupidly.

"Don't remind me of that, Mugsy. Personally, I want that rabbit to be destroyed as soon as possible."

Sam was pondering for a bit. Then, he smirked evily as it seems like he found something.

"Yeah, yeah. We'll eventually destroyed Bugs Bunny. But not right now. After all, there are things that are worse than death."

Then, the evil genie started to laugh evilly for a while. Soon enough, Rocky started to laugh evilly too. And then, Mugsy started to laugh too, even though he didn't know why they were laughing. When Sam and Rocky stopped laughing, Mugsy continued to laugh stupidly for no particular reason. Both Sam and Rocky were soon annoyed by that.

"Shut up, Mugsy!" exclaimed the idiotic henchman's boss.

"Oh, sorry, boss!" apologized the dumb henchman.

"I wonder if I didn't make a mistake here…" said the evil genie to himself.

End of chapter.

Both Foghorn and Sam are back. In the next chapter, the dinner... will become a disaster.

Homer Simpson making a cameo appearance here as Hercules is a reference to my upcoming Simpsons version of the Disney movie of the same name. Ironically, Dan Castellaneta, the voice of Homer, also voiced Genie in "The Return of Jafar". Anyway...

Long John Silver is a character from "Treasure Island". Just in case you didn't know.

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MightyMorphinPower4's avatar
awsome chapter I like the return of Foggy and Daffy small world joke also cool job with Sam and Rocky meeting