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The Looney Tune Movie 10

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And now, time for the final chapter.

Chapter 10: Welcome to Hollywood

Some hours later, the Looney Tunes finally arrived in Hollywood. They were excited as the McKimson Mayhem bus was making his way through the city. They were able to see the famous Hollywood letters.

"Look at the ocean! It's so great!" Daffy commented when they came near a beach.

Some minutes later, they came across an observatory and stopped right next to it. Marvin and Tyr'ahnee were amazed when they noticed it.

"Is that…" Marvin began to say.

"Yep, Marv. That's the observatory I was talkin' about earlier." Bugs replied. "If I recall, you and Tyr'ahnee wanted to have a good view of Venus."

"Thank you for remembering that. We are grateful for that." The female Martian said.

Marvin and his Queen were about to stand up and leave the bus. Before they could do that, they suddenly stopped and looked at each other. The other Looney Tunes next to them weren't sure what was going on.

"Is there somethin' wrong?" The rabbit asked.

"Well… How about we come with you at the audition first? The observatory can wait." The Martian Queen said.

"I agree with her." Marvin said.

Bugs smiled before looking at Foghorn, who was still the driver.

"Alright, Foggy. We can leave." The carrot eater said.

The rooster nodded before the bus was leaving again. It was now time to go to the audition…


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Among the several movie studios in Hollywood, one of the most well-known was the Warner Bros. studios. At this moment, a brown-haired woman named Betty Brant was talking to someone through a door.

"Yes, Mr. Warners. I'll get the document for you right now." Betty said to the persons through the door. She closed the door before searching for some document through her desk. The phone started ringing, to which she immediately answered. "Hello? Yes, this is the Warner Bros. Studios. How may I help you?"

As she was answering the phone, she didn't notice the Looney Tunes appearing from another door. All of them looked in awe.

"Wow… This place is fantastic!" Lola said. "I knew movie studios were great, but not THAT great!"

"We're gettin' close to the audition. I'm so excited!" Bugs said.

"I'm excited t-t-t-t-too!" Porky said.

Betty hung up the phone and was surprised to see the Looney Tunes going towards the office of her bosses. Bugs was about to open the door, but Betty pushed on a nearby button, causing the door to be locked.

"Where do you all think you're going?" The woman asked them.

"Oh, hi, Miss. We're here for an audition." Bugs replied.

"Frankly, you can't just walk in here like that. Especially not with all these animals."

"Animals? You've got a problem with animals? How dare you!" The rabbit exclaimed. All the Looney Tunes shouted at her, offended by what she said.

"Marvin and I aren't even animals! We are Martians to be exact!" Tyr'ahnee exclaimed.

"Enough!" Betty yelled, making the Looney Tunes stopped shouting at her. "This isn't a zoo, it's a movie studio! And besides..." She sneezed, all of sudden. "I'm allergic to animals. So get out of here right now."

"Wait a second, Miss. I may not be a high-profile rabbit, but I think I deserve a chance. We're not goin' anywhere until we see Mr. Warners!" Bugs exclaimed.

The other Looney Tunes nodded. Betty took the phone and called someone else.

"Hello? Security? Come here right now..." She said while still sneezing.

At this moment, Bugs smirked as he got an idea. The rabbit summoned a mechanical fan from a hidden pocket and turned it on. The mechanical fan was now spinning.

"Guys, how about you all shake?" The carrot eater said to the others.

The other Looney Tunes quickly caught on. Those who had furs or feathers started shaking their body. Soon enough, some of their furs and feathers went flying in the air because of the mechanical fan behind the Looney Tunes. They soon reached Betty, who started sneezing some more.

"Quick... Come here... Quick... Oh! I can't take it!" She exclaimed while still sneezing.

Betty pushed on the same button from earlier, unlocking the door to the Warners' office, before falling on her back, exhausted. The Looney Tunes soon made their way towards the door.

"Thanks for letting us in, Miss." Bugs said to Betty. The rabbit was now close to the door while also being in front of the other Looney Tunes. He turned around to face them all. "Alright, guys. The time has come..."

Bugs turned around and pushed the door, entering the office. The other Looney Tunes followed him in. The office looked great, as some of the Looney Tunes looked in awe at it. They made their way towards a desk with two chairs on the other side. They couldn't see who was sitting on the chairs, though.

"Hello, Mr. Warners. I'm Bugs Bunny and I'm here to audition..."

It was at this moment the chairs turned around, revealing who was sitting on those chairs. It was two men, who were also twins. They both had the same haircut. They were also wearing the same outfit: the same brown business suit, the same white shirt, the same red tie, the same black shoes, the same glasses and even the same watch. It was the Warner Brothers, the people in charge of the studios of the same name. Both looked extremely serious, but also intrigued while looking at the Looney Tunes. All of them were nervous when they saw the Warner Brothers for the first time. Bugs even gulped when he saw them.

"Bugs..." Lola began to say. "We're here with you." She said to the rabbit, showing her support.

The carrot eater nodded before looking back at the Warner Brothers.

"So, like I said, my name is Bugs Bunny. I've seen your ad about the audition. As such, my friends and I have come here to be rich and famous." He said, trying to be as less nervous as he could.

The Warner Brothers looked at the Looney Tunes, still intrigued. The two of them arched an eyebrow. Then, the brother on the left whispered in the ear of the brother on the right. That brother then whispered in the ear of the first brother. The latter whispered to his brother again, who then whispered back. The Looney Tunes looked at them, still nervous. Soon, the Warner Brothers nodded at each other. The brother on the left pushed on a button of the intercom and spoke into it.

"Miss Brant... Bring in the 'Standard Rich & Famous Contract' for Bugs Bunny and his friends." He said to the intercom.

"Welcome to Hollywood." The other brother said to the Looney Tunes.

Hearing this, the Looney Tunes were literally slack-jawed. Their jaws hit the ground with a loud noise. They couldn't believe what they heard. They were going to be rich and famous. All the Looney Tunes cheered in excitement, proud that they were able to make it. Bugs smiled widely, more than anyone else in the office.

Some days later, Bugs was sitting on a chair. He was inside a movie set given to him by the Warner Brothers. He looked in amazement.


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"Wow... This is crazy. I never thought I would make it this far. This is so crazy... it makes me want... to sing." The rabbit said.

Bugs: It starts when we're kids

A show-off in school

Makin' faces at friends

You're a clown and a fool!

While still singing, the rabbit stood up from his chair and started dancing around.

Doin' prat-falls, and bird-calls, and bad imitations

Ignorin' your homework, is that dedication?

You work to the mirror

Bugs arrived next to a mirror, where light bulbs were suddenly on.

You're gettin' standin' ovation!

Daffy appeared, riding a prop car that was pulling other wagons with it. Several props were on those wagons, along with the rest of the Looney Tunes. Foghorn, Taz, Porky, Petunia and the Barnyard Dawg were in the first wagon. Lola and Egghead Jr. were in the second wagon, along with Clyde, Bugs' nephew. He traveled to Hollywood when he learned his uncle arrived at that location. Marvin, Tyr'ahnee, Pinky, Brain, Rita and Runt were in the third wagon.

Daffy: You're burning with hope

McKimson Mayhem: You're building off steam

Clyde: What was once juvenilish

Lola: Is grown up and stylish

Rest of the Looney Tunes: You're close to your dream!

All the Looney Tunes: Then somebody out there loves you

Stands up and hollers for more

Daffy: More!

All the Looney Tunes: You found a home at the magic store!

Bugs sat back in his chair and summoned a megaphone, speaking through it.

"Alright, folks. It's time for a production number." The rabbit said.

"Got it, son! I say, it's gonna be fantastic!" Foghorn said.

"Movie! Movie! Taz want movie!" Taz exclaimed while spinning around.

"Let's do it!" The Barnyard Dawg said, getting ready.

"Hmm... Maybe I need some make-up." Lola wondered out loud.

"Daf, take the wagon from there." Bugs ordered to the duck.

"Hey! Why should I listen to your orders?" Daffy asked in annoyance.

"Maybe because I'm the director of this picture."

The duck was about to reply. He looked up, thinking of something to say.

"Good point. But I haven't said my last word!" The duck exclaimed while driving the wagon away.

Meanwhile, Rita, Runt, Marvin, Tyr'ahnee and Clyde were pushing some props to fit the movie set.

"That goes over there, guys." Bugs said to them.

"Moving right along! Alright!" Daffy said while pushing a cardboard cutout of a car.

"Watch out for those trees!" The rabbit said to Porky and Petunia, who were putting some cardboard cutouts of trees.

"Got the top of the church, I say!" Foghorn said while carrying a cardboard cutout of the top of the church his band used to live.

"Woo-ooh! Woo-ooh!" Daffy exclaimed while carrying a cardboard cutout of the 'El Croco Café'.

Meanwhile, Pinky was brushing Lola's hair, using a ladder to do that. All of sudden, he accidentally hurt her hair, causing her to yelp.

"Ouch! Be careful!" Lola exclaimed.

"Oops! Sorry, Lola. I didn't mean it." Pinky apologized, extremely sorry.

"Heh, it's okay. Don't feel bad about it." She said.

"Lola, ya look beautiful from here!" Bugs said while still sitting at his chair.

"Thanks, Bun-Bun!"

"Of course, I don't know if you actually look beautiful, but ya do at least from here." Bugs said, smirking playfully.

"Hey!" Lola smirked while throwing Pinky's brush at the carrot eater, the latter getting it stuck in his mouth.

Bugs spat it back before throwing it back at Pinky.

"Eh, it was worth it just for her reaction." The rabbit said, smirking at the readers.

Daffy was now posing in front of a film camera. Rita was operating it while standing on top of Runt's head.

"So, how do I look?" The duck asked.

"Everything that goes through this camera looks great. You still look ugly, though." Rita said.

"Hey!" He exclaimed in annoyance.

"Time to get the lights on!" Bugs said to a certain gray-furred squirrel that was near some switches.

"Finally! Haven't done anything since the beginning of this flick!" Slappy Squirrel said before the switches.

Meanwhile, Brain had some headphones on him, testing the sound.

"The sound seems correct. I need another test, though." The smart mouse said.

"BLARGH! GARGH! ARGH! TAZ WANT FOOD!" Taz yelled through a nearby microphone.

Brain held his head, wincing in pain from the headache he got because of the Tasmanian Devil yelling like that.

"I'm ready to film this." Rita said while operating the same camera from earlier.

Egghead Jr. appeared, holding a clapboard with the words 'The Looney Tune Movie, Scene 1, Take 1' on it. He accidentally hurt his hand with the clapboard, yelping because of that.

"Is everyone ready?" Bugs asked to everyone.

"Yes!" They all replied at once.

"Okay, then... Action!" The rabbit yelled.

The lights were on as Bugs stood out from his chair and appeared in front of the camera. The movie set was made with several props representing the various locations Bugs and his friends have been during this adventure. The rabbit walked in front of the cardboard cutout of trees representing his forest.

Bugs: Why are there so many

Songs about rainbows?

He came across Daffy, who was standing in front of a cardboard cutout of the El Croco Cafe.

Daffy: That's part of what rainbows do!

The rabbit then came across Marvin, who was holding cardboard cutouts of balloons, just like at the carnival. Those cutouts were attached to a wire above the Martian.

Marvin: Rainbows are memories

Lola then arrived next to the carrot eater, while Marvin went up in the air with the cardboard cutout of balloons.

Lola: Sweet dream reminders

What is it you'd like to do?

At this moment, the McKimson Mayhem passed by in the background with a cardboard cutout of their bus.

McKimson Mayhem: All of us watching and wishing we'd find it

Bugs: I know you're watchin' too

As it turns out, Tyr'ahnee, Rita, Runt, Egghead Jr, Pinky and Brain were also there, getting ready to sing. All of them were under a cardboard cutout of a rainbow.

All of the Looney Tunes: Someday you'll find it

The Rainbow Connection

The lovers, the dreamers and...

"Watch out!" Marvin yelled.

Suddenly, the Martian was out of control with his cardboard cutouts of balloons. He bumped into the cardboard cutout of the rainbow, causing it to fall down. This also caused a domino effect, as all the other props were falling down too. One of them landed on Slappy, who yelped and accidentally pushed some of the switches, making a short circuit. Soon, the lights exploded, to the point of making a hole in the ceiling. Everyone except Bugs was laying down on the floor. The rabbit was shocked about what just happened. They were only starting their movie, and they already made a mistake. The other Looney Tunes stood up and surrounded the carrot eater, noticing his expression.

"Bugs, are you alright?" Runt asked.

Everyone looked back at the hole in the ceiling. Then, their eyes went wide after they saw something they didn't expect to see. As it turns out, an actual rainbow came out of the hole. The rainbow covered all the Looney Tunes. They looked in awe as they couldn't believe it. Bugs grinned. After singing about rainbows some days ago and singing it again now, it was a great surprise to see one for real. The rabbit was thinking that anything can happen now. Smiling, he looked at the readers.

Bugs: Life's like a movie

Write your own endin'

All the other Looney Tunes sang along with the rabbit. Even Looney Tunes who weren't filming the movie such as Yosemite Sam, Elmer Fudd, Lydia Karaoke, Wile E. Coyote, Sylvester, Tweety Bird, the Road Runner, Yakko, Wakko, Dot and several others were there to sing. As if like that wasn't enough, even Hanna-Barbera characters such as Scooby-Doo, Yogi Bear, Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble, Top Cat and many more came to sing as well. All of them were covered by the rainbow too.

Everyone: Keep believing

Keep pretending

We've done just what we set out to do

Thanks to the lovers...

The dreamers...

And you!

It was right at this moment that the word 'The End' appeared on-screen, meaning 'The Looney Tune Movie' was over...


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"There you are, guys!" Gossamer exclaimed while ripping through the movie screen. In the movie theater, the Looney Tunes were surprised to see Gossamer appearing like that. "I knew I would find you!"

The Looney Tunes just stared at each other before bursting out laughing. Now that the movie was over, all of them were discussing, talking about the movie and all that stuff.

"Bugs..." Lydia said while coming near the rabbit.

"So, Lydia? Did ya find anythin' offendin' in my picture?" Bugs asked.

"Well, I've found a couple of them."

"Only a couple of them?"

"Yes. Here's my list." She said.

She took a rolled paper from her pocket and rolled it out. The paper was just as long as half the theater room. The rabbit couldn't believe it.

"Oh, for cryin' out loud! Ya said only a couple of them!" Bugs complained.

"Well, many of these are just personal complaints of mine, but they still count." Lydia said.

"Oh, brother..." The rabbit said while facepalming himself.

Yakko, Wakko and Dot arrived next to the rabbit.

"So, can we be in the next movie?" Dot asked.

"Heh, we'll see if we can write you all in." The carrot eater replied.

"Great!" The three of them replied before leaving.

"What did ya think of the movie, Clyde?" Bugs asked to his nephew.

"I thought it was great. Best movie of the year, uncle Bugs!" Clyde replied.

"Glad to hear that." He said, smiling.

"You all did a great job!" Gossamer said to Daffy and Marvin. "It was an excellent movie!"

"You've just arrived. You've missed the movie. How could you even say that even though you haven't seen it yet?" Marvin asked.

"I haven't seen it, but I saw the trailers." The hairy monster said.

"You can't judge a performance by only seeing the trailers!" The Martian exclaimed.

"You're just jealous because you look terrible in the trailers. *I*, on the other hand, simply look fantastic in those trailers!" Daffy said, with all his ego.

"Enough, you!" Marvin snapped.

"You were great, Porky!" Petunia said to her boyfriend while hugging him.

"Thanks, P-P-P-Petunia! You were fanta-fanta-fanta... You were pretty good at it, too." Porky replied.

"Food! Taz want food!" The Tasmanian Devil exclaimed, hungry and spinning around like a tornado.

"Nice work, you guys." Rita said to Pinky and the Brain, while still standing on top of Runt's head.

"You guys got talent. Definitely talented." Runt agreed.

"Thank you, guys! Narf!" Pinky replied.

"You know what, Pinky? This movie experience was quite enjoyable. I wouldn't mind working with this crew again." Brain commented to his friend.

"Oh, yeah! It would be nice if we could work with them again, Brain."

"I've heard Bugs has already got an idea for the next movie. I'm sure he'll hire us again." Rita said.

"Hurray!" Pinky exclaimed with joy. "Oh, Brain. Are we still gonna try to take over the world?"

"Yes, Pinky. We will always do that." The smart mouse replied.

"Oh, good. Just wanted to be sure."

"Bun-Bun!" Lola exclaimed while coming next to the carrot eater.

"Hey, Lola! You were..." Suddenly, Lola kissed him deeply, interrupting him. After a moment, she stopped kissing him. Bugs was lovestruck after that. "...excellent in the movie."

"And you are an excellent director and an excellent boyfriend." She said, grinning while hugging him.

"Excuse me, but I need to go see some of our co-stars. I'll be right back." Bugs said before getting out of his chair and going towards Daffy and Marvin.

"What did you think of the movie, your Majesty?" Marvin asked to Tyr'ahnee.

"It was a wonderful experience. By the way, we should go at the observatory tomorrow." She replied.

"Yes, we should before we forget again."

"Hey, guys." The rabbit said while coming next to Daffy and Marvin. "Daf, Marv, ya were both great."

"Thank you, Bugs." The Martian replied.

"Yeah. Thanks, rabbit. I have to admit, you do recognize talent when you see it." The duck said, again with all his ego.

"You're welcome. By the way, I've already been thinkin' about our next movie. I've been thinkin' the three of us could be the main stars of it." The carrot eater said to them.

"As long as I get a lot of screentime and/or money, no problem!" Daffy said.

"It would be great. What would be the story?" Marvin asked.

"I've been thinkin' about a story where the three of us would try to catch a thief or somethin' like that. I still need to think more about it." Bugs said.

Meanwhile, the Barnyard Dawg was sleeping on his chair. Foghorn noticed and smirked. "Well, looks like, I say, looks like someone must be tired now." He said, with Egghead Jr. nodding to that.

"That was a great movie." Tweety said.

"And I'm sure you'll make a great diner." Sylvester said, licking his mouth.

He leaped at the bird and tried to catch him. The canary was faster and flied in the air. Glaring at the bird, Sly ran after him, beginning another wild chase.

"Another job well-done." Wile E. Coyote said.

"Beep! Beep!" The Road Runner said while appearing right next to him.

The Coyote frowned before starting another wild chase with the Road Runner, just like Tweety and Sylvester did a few seconds ago. At the same time, Elmer Fudd was sleeping. Yosemite Sam noticed that before looking at the readers.

"Well, here's one proof this movie's boring." Sam said before laughing at his comment.

Taz also looked at the readers, looking confused.

"Blargh! Argh! Gargh! Movie over!" The Tasmanian Devil said.

"Allow me, T-T-T-Taz." Porky said as he looked at the readers as well. "T-T-T-T-That's all folks!" He said while waving at the readers.

That's All Folks!

And it's over! This first Looney Tunes version of a Muppet film is done. I'll eventually do the other Muppet films, but that'll be for another time. I don't know when I'll get to "The Great Looney Tune Caper". Anyway, thanks to those who left reviews and who faved it. Also, it's the first time I've done a fanfic in only a couple of months, as opposed to almost a year, since Bugsladdin. I can't believe I was able to do that after all this time.

Bugs: Say, what's your next project?

Well, I'm still working on my Mario and Sonic crossover. However, my next fanmake will be one of the first Spider-Man movie. This one will feature Buster Bunny (from Tiny Toon Adventures) as Spidey, Babs Bunny as Mary Jane and Bowser (from the Super Mario Bros. games) as Norman Osborn AKA the Green Goblin. And there's also plenty of other characters in the other roles. Anyway, that's it for now!

Betty Brant is a supporting character from the Spider-Man comics, who also appeared in some adaptations such as the Sam Raimi movies and the "Spectacular Spider-Man" cartoon.

The Warner Bros. who appeared here are the ones who appeared in "Looney Tunes: Back in Action". Also, the part where Bugs talked with Daffy and Marvin at the end was a little foreshadowing to "The Great Looney Tune Caper".

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