TCSE 18

Well, Saiten’s Nightmare, I do plan on putting some Simpsons and Family Guy characters. But you’re gonna have to wait until you see them.

Nightw2: Good suggestions. I think I’ll use them.

Chapter 18: Basic Average Girl and Blue Blob

Meanwhile, Kim Possible and Blooregard Q. Kazoo continued their way, searching for Kim’s battlesuit. Along the way, they fighted more and more Primids that stand on their way.

“Faster, Bloo! We have to hurry.”

“Hey! I don’t have long legs like yours, Kim. In fact, I don’t have any legs at all!” complained the imaginary friend.

While fighting the Primids, you could see that Kim was the one who did the dirty work, while Bloo was fighting… in his own way. After a while, they arrived in a room. Here, the girl finally found her battlesuit, inside a glass tube.

“It’s about time.” she said.

They came near the glass tube. Kim looked up to see her battlesuit. She smiled, glad to see it again. All of sudden, they heard someone coming near them. They turned around and saw two clones of the real Kim, wearing a copy of her battlesuit.

“Boy, I didn’t know you have two twin sisters.” said Bloo.

“I don’t have any sisters at all, Bloo. Only two little annoying brothers.” she said. “They are obviously clones.”

“Clones, twin sisters, it’s the same thing.” said the imaginary friend as he shrugged while the girl rolled her eyes.

Without warning, the clones charged towards our heroes and punched them. They fell on their back before standing up.

“I’ll show them who’s the real Kim here!” she said as he charged towards her wearing-battlesuit clones.

“And I’ll show them who’s the real Bloo here… even though I don’t have any clones here.”

Kim and Bloo avoided the clones’ kicks and punches as much as they can. However, the clones proved to be hard to defeat. With a battlesuit, they were stronger, faster, and able to use a bubble shield, rocket under their feet, and a lacrosse that could appear instead of their hands.

“Whoah… A lacrosse! I always wanted to have one of those things!” exclaimed Bloo in joy. “Gimme that! Gimme that!” he said as he came near one of the clones and jumped many times to catch the lacrosse. The clone was annoyed by the imaginary friend. She kicked him and the latter was thrown on the air before he landed on the ground. He groaned while rubbing his head. Then, Bloo glared at the clone. “Hey! That wasn’t nice at all!”

Meanwhile, Kim was still fighting with the other clones. After a while, she became tired of the clone being mute.

“Say, did you have lost your voice or something else like that?” she asked.

“Nah, I just don’t have anything useful to say. Well, other than ‘Prepare to die’, but it sounds too much clichéd to me.” answered the clone.

“Yeah. That’s definitely clichéd.” agreed Kim.

“And you, is it also because you don’t anything useful to say?” asked Bloo to the other clone.

“No. That’s because I don’t want to talk to you.” she said.

“Ha! HA! VERY funny!” replied Bloo sarcastically. “But, anyway, I’ll show you to not mess with me! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!” yelled the imaginary friend as he charged towards the clone. The latter rolled her eyes as she kicked him again. Bloo landed on the ground and stood up again. “Like I said, I’ll show…” He charged, but was soon kicked by the clone.

“…you…” Kicked. “…to…” Kicked again. “…not…” Once again kicked. “…mess…” Kicked another time. “…with…” Kicked once again. “…me!” And one more kicked. The blue blob became very dizzy. “Wow… Look at these stars. They are… awesome.”

“That’s enough. Time to end this.” thought Kim. She looked at her left and noticed an Assist Trophy. Quickly, she rushed towards the trophy and held it up in the air. “Let’s see what we got here.”

Soon, a figure appeared. It was a strange guy with a big nose and orange hair. He was wearing a purple shirt, a red bandana, white gloves and yellow shoes. But the strangest thing about him was the fact he doesn’t any arms, legs or neck at all! And he can still use his hands and feet! Anyway, his name is Rayman.

“Need some help? I’m ready for anything!” exclaimed the leg-less, neck-less and arm-less hero.

“Well, there’s these evil clones of myself.” said Kim as she pointed to the clones.

“Good enough. It’s a welcome change to me. I’m so tired of fighting all those Rabbids. Here I come!” exclaimed Rayman.

Soon, the hero from Ubisoft video games took a green can from a hidden pocket and opened it. At this moment, his body was almost completely green, with some red on it. He didn’t wait any longer. He throw some tornado fists on the clones. The latters avoided them as much as they can, but they were eventually hitten by these fists and soon dazed by them. All of sudden, Rayman’s body came back to normal. He took another can, who was red this time. His body became all red while his hair became blue. Rayman throw some red fists on the clones, hitting them. Again, his body came back to normal. Rayman took another can. This one was a blue one. And as you can guess, his body became all blue. Rayman throw metallic jaws at the clones. While they were crushed by the jaws, the clones were also electrocuted before they fell into inconscious on the ground. Then, Rayman’s body came back to normal.

“Wow, that was such an excellent work!” praised Kim.

“Thanks a lot, Mrs… Hum, what’s your name?” asked Rayman.

“I’m Kim Possible.”

“Nice to meet you. If you need help, just ask me: Rayman!” exclaimed the video game hero before he disappeared in a flash.

After this, Kim turned her head to where her battlesuit was. She was ready to use it again. She broke the glass. However, the alarms was heard, meaning our heroes will have more trouble in the following minutes. It was true, as more futuristic robots came in the room and surrounded them.

“Crud! We are surrounded!” exclaimed the blue blob.

“Don’t worry. I have something to help us.” said Kim as she took a Smash Ball from her pocket.

“Cool! A Final Smash! I can’t wait to see that!” said Bloo, eagerly.

Kim crushed the Smash Ball. One second later, she was envelopped by light, blinding everyone in the room. Suddenly, it caused a huge shock that destroyed the robots. When the light disappeared, Kim was wearing her battlesuit.

“What!? You have to use a Final Smash to wear your battlesuit?!? What’s next?! You have to use a Final Smash to get rid of your battlesuit?” exclaimed Bloo in disbelief.

“Hum…” said Kim, uneasily.

“What!?! You have to use a Final Smash to get rid of it as well?!? That’s stupid!”

“It doesn’t matter. Let’s go.” said the girl as she left the room.

Bloo followed her while grumbling.

“Geez!”


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Once again, our heroes went on their way in the high-tech location they were in. They fighted many other futuristic robots. After a while, they arrived on a floating platform, in a place that looks like the inside of a tower.

“And once again, we defeated those evil robots, all because of me!” said Bloo with a grin. At this moment, Kim stopped walking. The imaginary friend noticed that as he turned around. “What’s the matter, Kim?”

“All because of you? You’re kidding!” snapped the girl.

“What? It’s all because of me!”

“You did almost absolutely nothing, Bloo! I’M the one who did all the work so far.”

“Come on! If it weren’t for me, you would still have trouble finding your suit. You should thank me!”

Kim couldn’t believe her ears. She did all the work, and yet this blob said that HE should be thanked for all the ‘work’ he did.

“That’s it. I have enough of you.” she said as she began to walk away.

“What? But, Kim…”

“There’s no ‘But, Kim’! You are just…”

VLAM!

All of sudden, something grabbed Kim and flied away with it. Bloo was surprised to see something like that happening.

“Kim!” exclaimed the imaginary friend.

In the air, we can clearly see that Kim has been grabbed by a flying super-sized robot. The robot stopped in midair and slammed Kim into the wall. The girl groaned in pain. She turned around and looked at the robot.

“Who are you?” The robot’s head opened, revealing a familiar face to Kim. It was a man with blue skin, black hair, a ponytail and a scar under his left eye. He was wearing a blue lab coat, a black belt, black gloves and black boots. “Drakken!” said Kim as she glared at her archennemy, Dr. Drakken.

“This time, you’re the one who is surprised to see me!” laughed Drakken.

“What are you doing here, anyway?” she asked.

“I’ve been hired by a secret organization to make sure that nobody would escape this place. In fact, I’M the one who built all those robots I like to call Primids. And now, I shall FINALLY get my revenge on you, Kim Possible!” exclaimed the evil scientist.

“Don’t be so sure, Drakken.”

“Oh, I’M so sure!”

Soon, the evil scientist, in his robot, rammed Kim on the wall. She screamed painfully. Meanwhile, Bloo watched as he cringed. Then, he remembered some of Kim’s words before she was grabbed by her archennemy. ‘You did almost absolutely nothing, Bloo! I’M the one who did all the work so far.’ That’s what she said. At this moment, Bloo felt like he acted like a jerk to her. He looked at the ground, with a sad face. Then, with a determinated face, he looked up.

“I’ll show her that I can do something as well!”

Drakken was still ramming his archennemy on the wall. The latter was still screaming painfully. Suddenly, a rock was thrown into the air by Bloo. Luckily, the rock hit the ‘ON/OFF’ switch on the robot. At this moment, Drakken felt like there was something wrong. He noticed the switch being off. The evil scientist didn’t like what would happen to him next.

“Huh-oh!”

The robot and the girl landed on the platform. Kim stood up while rubbing her head. Then, she looked at the imaginary friend, who was ready more than ever.

“Bloo, did you…”

“We’ll talk later, Kim. We have a villain to take care of here!” exclaimed Bloo in determination.

In his robot suit, Drakken stood up while groaning.

“Was that even necessary?” All of sudden, somebody landed on the platform. It was a green-skinned woman with black hair and green eyes who was wearing a black and green jumpsuit with a belt. Her name is Shego, Drakken’s sidekick… sort of. “I mean, was that even necessary to put a switch on your robot while it was VERY obvious that an adversary would hit it to defeat you?” remarked the woman in annoyance.

“Enough, Shego! I have enough of you always criticizing my plans! But still, would you mind taking care of Kim Possible and that blue blob?” he asked with a sheepish grin.

Shego sighed in annoyance.

“Men. They can be so stupid.”

She turned around to face Kim and Bloo, while her hands were glowing. All of sudden, Bloo became excited as he whistled twice at the sight of Shego.

“Boy! She’s so cute!” The imaginary friend jumped in the arms of the green-skinned woman. “Would you marry me?” he asked gleefully.

“No way!” She thrown the blue blob. Fortunately, Kim caught him in time. “Sorry, but I have enough of one blue-skinned idiot. I don’t need another one.”

“Hey! Don’t call me an idiot!” exclaimed Drakken.

“One day, she’ll see I’m the blob of her dreams.” said Bloo to himself.

Drakken put the switch on and his robot worked again. Soon, the battle between Kim and Bloo vs. Drakken and Shego started. Kim and Shego were fighting each other, using their hand-to-hand skills. Shego generated green bolts of energy and shooted them at her rival.

“You ain’t gonna win this time, Princess.”

“Stop calling me Princess!” snapped her rival in annoyance.

Meanwhile, Drakken tried to eat the blue blob with his fists. The latter tried as much as he could to avoid them, but it was very difficult.

“Stop moving, blue blob!”

“Out of question!” All of sudden, the imaginary friend noticed some wires on the robot’s back. “Gotcha!” said the imaginary friend with a smirk.

Quickly, Bloo came on the back of the robot and disconnected the wires. The robot stopped moving.

“Now, what!?” exclaimed Drakken in annoyance. Then, Bloo rammed into the robot, who was falling like a tree cut by a chainsaw. However, the robot was gonna fall over the edge of the platform. “No, no, no, NO!!!” exclaimed Drakken.

He grabbed Shego, but it only make her fall over the edge as well.

“You moron!” exclaimed the green-skin woman in annoyance.

“This ain’t over yet, Kim Possible!” exclaimed the evil scientist as they both disappeared in the darkness.

The heroes watched their ennemies falling as they sighed in relief.

“Bloo… I… hum… Well, thank you.” said Kim.

“Wait, what? You’re thanking me?” asked the imaginary friend. The girl nodded with a smile. The blue blob blushed. “Oh… hum… it was nothing. Besides, you’re the one who did all the work. You’re the one who should be praised.”

“Bloo, if you haven’t thrown a rock at Drakken and disconnected the wires on the back of his robot, my fight against him and Shego would have been harder. So, thank you.”

“Well… You’re welcome!”

The heroes started walking as they tried to find the exit to this whole place.

“You know what, Bloo? Despite all the fights we did together in the previous tournaments, we don’t know each other that much.” said Kim.

“Well, you’re right.” agreed Bloo.

“Maybe we should tell to each other what our life looks like.”

“Why not? Do it first.” shrugged the imaginary friend.

“Okay. I was an ordinary girl until I started a website to get some work. One day, I accidentally received the job to save a man named Mr. McHenry while he wanted to called Team Impossible. After I rescued him, my fame as a heroine grown and I was hired to do a lot of missions for spy, which I successfully completed. I got help from Wade, who built most of my gadgets, but also from Ron Stoppable, my best friend who recently became my boyfriend, and Refus, Ron’s naked mole. I fighted a lot of villains, such as Monkey Fist, Motor Ed, Dementor, Camille Leon, Senor Senior Sr., Senor Senior Jr., and of course Drakken and Shego.”

“What a good life full of action! As for me, I’m an imaginary friend created by a boy named Mac. One day, her mother didn’t want me to be in the house. So, I got the idea of living at Foster’s House for Imaginary Friends. There, I meet some new friends like Wilt, Coco and Eduardo. There’s also Mr. Herriman, who is Madame Foster’s imaginary friend she created when she was younger, Frankie, Madame Foster’s granddaughter, and Goo, a girl with a lot of imagination. I’m not kidding, she can imagine a LOT of imaginary friends! However, there’s also some bad guys, such as Terrence, Mac’s older brother, and Duchess, a pretentious imaginary friend who is so ugly! Oh! And there’s also that crazy pink imaginary friend named Cherry. Anyway, that’s pretty much what my life has been so far.”

“Well, it looks your life isn’t boring at all.” commented Kim.

“Sometimes, it can be boring, but most of the time, I have a good life.” said the imaginary friend.


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A while later, Kim and Bloo went outside the place they were in. They were glad to walk on the grass again. Then, Kim noticed two futuristic robots coming from another entrance, with a Subspace Bomb.

“I have a feeling there’s something not good beyond that entrance. Come on, Bloo. We’re gonna investigate it.”

“Fine. But as long as I don’t have to wear Sherlock Holmes’ clothes.”

The girl rolled her eyes. Then, along with the imaginary friend, she entered the entrance…

End of chapter.

Kim and Bloo have defeated Drakken and Shego, as well as found Kim’s battlesuit. In the next chapter, we’re gonna meet those who are playing Captain Falcon and Captain Olimar.

As you can guess, Dr. Drakken is playing Ridley. You could say that Shego was an extra here, but I would rather say she’s here as an analogue to Dark Samus, from the Metroid Prime games. BTW, you have been Rick Rolled! Also, the part where Kim and Bloo told their story to each other was an idea I got when JusSonic said he would have liked it if there was a backstory for each other in his review he did at deviantART for the 10th chapter of this story, just like when I did it for Spider-Man, Danny Phantom, the Turtles and Aladdin. It actually give me the idea to let Kim and Bloo telling their backstory to each other in this chapter. Pretty much what I could do for that idea. Thanks for inspiring me, JusSonic!

Rayman (from the games produced by Ubisoft) made an appearance as Saki Amamyia. I wanted to see Rayman being part of the SSBB roster, so may as well giving him an appearance as an Assist Trophy. His line “I’m so tired of fighting all those Rabbids.” is a reference to those crazy rabbits from the “Raving Rabbids” games, who doesn’t stop to overshadow Rayman himself. Ubisoft, please, listen to me. Please, do a fourth Rayman game, with no Rabbids at all! I want a true sequel to Rayman 3, not a mini-game collection! BTW, Rayman’s cans were a reference to his Power-Ups in Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc, an excellent game if you want my opinion.

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