TCSE 05

Thanks for the suggestion, Nightw2. Well, I did read the last chapter of those stories JusSonic made before. But I read them some days after they were posted. So, I though that leaving a review to him while it’s been some days since he posted these chapters was useless.

To answer looneytunecrazy’s review, no. Maleficent won’t appear in this story. I never watched “Sleeping Beauty” in all my entire life and this story is supposed to be a tribute to my favorite cartoon series from my childhood.

Glad to see everyone enjoyed the Taz-Mania chapter. Now, time to return to see Bugs and Spidey.

Chapter 5: Following the Ancient Minister

In a plain, a certain rabbit and a certain superhero were doing their newest job: kicking the Primids’ butt. They soon met a Primid who looks like a big horn who produced a strong wind. Its wind made Bugs and Spidey running at the same place.

“Stop that, big fan!” exclaimed Spider-Man as he shoot a web towards the Primid. However, the wind was so strong that the web hit Bugs himself. “Sorry.”

“None taken, Spidey.” The rabbit took the web and threw it over his shoulder. Then, he summoned a cream pie and threw it towards the Primid. However, because of the wind, the cream pie landed on… that’s right… “Oops! Sorry!” said Bugs sheepishly.

“Great! Now, I need to wash my mask.” exclaimed Spidey as he removed the cream from his suit. Soon, the Primid stopped to do his wind. “NOW!” Both the heroes did their respective abilities on the Primid and defeated him. “Nice job, Bugsy.”

They met many other Primids like this big horn and were able to defeat them as well. Soon, they faced big robotic chickens (no relation with the show of the similar name) who kept pestering them.

“Foghorn wouldn’t like to see those kinds of chicken.” commented Bugs. The rabbit and the superhero hit them many times. The robotic chickens fell apart into pieces, revealing normal baby chicks. Seeing them, the rabbit was puzzled. “Those robots were made with REAL animals?... What does it means? Dr. Eggman is the Ancient Minister’s real identity or what!?”

“That’s not important, Bugs. Let’s keep going.” said Peter.

Suddenly, a ringing cellphone was heard. “Oops! I think it’s mine.” Bugs took his cellphone from an hidden pocket and answered it. “Hello? Oh! Hello, Essteka. How are ya? Me too. So, why are ya callin’ right now?” He listened carefully to the author and nodded many times. “Heh, why not? I enjoyed it a lot when we did the first story. Alright for the first thing, but I’m not sure about the second. I mean why doin’ a parody of that particular episode? What?... Oh! It’s a two-part episode! In that case, sign me on! When I’ll see the others, I’ll try to convince them to be part of it. Ciao!” exclaimed the rabbit as he put the cellphone on his pocket.

“What was this call?” asked Spidey.

“Oh! It was Essteka, the author of this fic, as well as the author of the very succesfull Aladdin parody known as ‘Bugsladdin’, starring myself. He called me for two things. First, he got the idea of doing a parody of the Hercules/Aladdin crossover titled ‘Hercules and the Arabian Night’. And since I enjoyed playing in ‘Bugsladdin’, I couldn’t resist to be part of it. Besides, I think it would be nice to play with Homer Simpson.” answered Bugs.

“Homer will play Hercules in Essteka’s version? Okay… And what was the second project Essteka was talking to you?”

“He plan to parody the two-part Aladdin episode titled ‘Seems Like Old Crimes’. Even though he’s a huge fan of Aladdin as well as a huge fan of my cartoon series, he felt like doing a Looney Tunes version of each Aladdin episodes wasn’t necessary. But since it was the only two-part episode of this Disney series, he decided to do a Looney Tunes version of it as well. I think it’s gonna be fun because this episode told how Aladdin and Abu meet each other. It’s gonna be interesting to see how Daffy and I meet each other in the continuity of this parody series, even though Daffy did a reference to this episode in the sixth chapter of ‘Bugsladdin’. Anyway, Essteka always like writing stories featuring both Daf and me.”

“You know, ‘Bugsladdin’, ‘Essteka’s Ghostbusters’, this story… the author seems to like you very much.” noticed Spider-Man.

“Oh, ya don’t know how much he’s obsessed with me. Sure, when he was much younger, he was mostly obsessed with Scooby-Doo. Then, when he became a teenager, he started to like me much more. And he’s planning to give me other great roles. For example, I’m gonna play Remy in his Ratatouille remake. Originally, my pal Speedy was chosen, but Essteka decided to give me the role after he choose the mouse for playin’ the role of Flash in an upcomin’ Justice League parody.”

“I see… Well, let’s stop breaking the fourth wall here, mostly because I’m not supposed to breaking it and it’s a pointless scene here, and let’s continue to find the Ancient Minister.” said the superhero.

“Alright, doc.” agreed Bugs.


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There, they saw him. The Ancient Minister was floating around, holding another bomb.

“Ya won’t escape us, evil guy!” While continuing his way, the Ancient Minister turned around and saw Bugs running on the ground. “Nobody can escape Bugs Bunny so easily. Nobody!” The rabbit jumped to reach the Ancient Minister. However, he wasn’t able to go high enough to catch him. Suddenly, Spider-Man jumped on Bugs’ head and bounced on it like a springboard. “Ouch!”

Spidey was close to the bad guy. He was about to shoot a web on him when he realized there was no more web in his web-shooters.

“No! Not now!”

Meanwhile, Bugs landed on the ground and was flattened like a pancake. Soon, Spidey felt to the ground but was able to landed on his feet and hands like a cat with his abilities. With his thumb, Bugs bursted himself and was back to normal. After being dazed, he glared angrily at his ally.

“Hey! What was the point to use my head like a springboard?! Maybe I’m a toon, but I can feel the pain too!”

“Come on, Bugs. It was only to catch this guy. I didn’t want to hurt you, but I had to do it. Too bad my web-shooters were empty.” Spider-Man lift his shirt, revealing a belt with capsule on it. He took some capsules and put them on his web-shooters, under his gloves. He was ready to shoot more web. Both Bugs and Spidey turned to see the Ancient Minister escaping them. “I wish I was able to get him…”

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a small rocket who looked like a litted flying dynamite stick flied into the sky and hit the Ancient Minister.

BOOM!

“Whoah!” exclaimed the heroes.

The Ancient Minister crashed into the ground. Quickly, Bugs and Spidey came near him. However, before they could, the Ancient Minister left the ground and was able to flied into the sky, like if nothing happened.

“Did you see that? This dynamite stick came from nowhere and made an explosion with him. And yet, this minister isn’t harmed.” said Spider-Man.

“Strange, very strange… But where the dynamite stick came from?” wondered Bugs.

“It came from me, my dear.” said a british voice.

The heroes turned and saw someone who is holding a remote control. The rabbit immediately recognized him. He was brown-furred coyote with beige furred on his stomach, his neck, his mouth and inside his long ears. His muzzle was black while his eyes were yellow. His name is Wile E. Coyote.

“Hey! Isn’t he…” Spidey started to ask.

“Allow me to introduce myself.” said the Coyote as he came near the rabbit and the superhero. “My name is Wile E. Coyote, genius.”

“Eh, what’s up, Doc?” asked Bugs to one of his numerous on-screen partners.

“Well, let’s get down to cases. This man, known as the Ancient Minister, came into the stadium while you, my dear friend, was fighting the legendary star named Mickey Mouse. The Ancient Minister dropped a bomb into the said stadium, exploding it and absorbing everything around it. I know that because, as you can guess, I watched the fight between you and your famous box-office rival at my home. Although I’m a coyote who like chasing a fast bird, the Road Runner for those who don’t know, I know what is an invasion when I see one. And that visit made by the Ancient Minister was definitely an invasion. In my mind, I already guessed this man wasn’t here for a celebration. Rather a destruction, if you want my opinion. So, I had no choice but doing something in order to stop this invasion who could kill who knows how many people in our world.”

Bugs yawned a bit, hearing this. Same thing with Spidey.

“Does he talk so long like that so often?” asked the superhero.

“Actually, yes. At least, no as long as Foghorn.” answered Bugs. The latter turned to see Wile E. “So, ya are here to help us against this guy, right?”

“That is correct, Bugs.”

“Well, with all the Acme products you have and with what you have done in the previous tournament, I guess ya could make a good ally to us. Alright, ya can come with us.”

“Wonderful. You won’t regret your choice.” said the Coyote.

“Hum, are you sure we can trust his help? I mean, each time he used his Acme products on you or on the Road Runner, it was always painful for him.” whispered Spider-Man to Bugs.

“Don’t worry about it, Peter. I talked with the author before this parody and he decided to let Wile E.’s Acme products being actually useful for him instead of AGAINST him.” Bugs whispered back.

“Are you sure it’s good?”

“Yeah. I think it’s gonna be one of the few OOCness the readers will agreed to see happenin’ in a fanfic.” He turned to see the Coyote once again. “Let’s go find this Ancient Minister.”

“I’m following you, newest allies. I’m eager to help heroes like you against this evil being.” said the Coyote as he walked. However, while talking, he didn’t see he was going directly towards the edge of a cliff! “You won’t regret to have me, Wile E. Coyote, helping you.”

“Hum, Wile E…” said Bugs.

“No, no, no. Don’t thank me, Bugs.”

“But, Wile E!”

However, it was too late as the Coyote fell down the cliff. And then…

POW!

Bugs and Spidey looked at the Coyote, who was flattened like a pancake.

“Hum… do ya think ya could bring him back here with your web?” asked the rabbit to the superhero.

“I’ll see what I can do.” answered Spider-Man.

The web head shoot a rope made of web to the Coyote and used it to pull him back. For a moment, it seemed to work. Wile E. was soon gonna reach the cliff. However… the rope broke and…

POW!

“Hum… I’ll take care of this.” said Bugs. With a paintbrush, Bugs painted an elevator and went at the same level the Coyote was. He put him over his shoulder, came back to the level Spidey was and took care of his wounds. The Coyote stood up and smiled stupidly to the other heroes. Bugs just rolled his eyes before saying. “No more time to lose.”

“Wait a minute!” exclaimed Spider-Man. Looking carefully, he saw where the Ancient Minister was going. “He’s going back to New York!”

“Then, if we want to get him, I know a short cut. Just follow me!” exclaimed Bugs as he dug into the ground, making a tunnel.

“It’s… unusual for me to do that, but I won’t mind.” said Spidey as both the Coyote and him nodded to each other before joining the rabbit in the hole.

End of chapter.

Bugs and Spidey found a new ally: Wile E. Coyote. Next time, we’re gonna go back to see Jake, who will have a new ally as well.

Wile E. Coyote is introduced here, playing Dr. Mario, a Melee character who didn’t appear in Brawl. At first, I didn’t know which Looney Tunes characters I should use for Dr. Mario, so I have to thank Papa T for suggesting me the Coyote.

Bugs’ cellphone scene referenced many of my upcoming stories. And yes, I was VERY obsessed with Scooby-Doo when I was younger. You don’t know how much obsessed I was back then.

There’s also a reference to the Sonic series where, effectively, Dr. Eggman use animals to do his robots. Well, at least in the older games.

Oh! And I also made a reference to the show named “Robot Chicken”. I don’t watch it, but I thought it could be funny to make a reference to this show.

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