Bugsladdin 01

Hi everybody! I finally decide to do a Disney parody. My first one! This story is a parody of my all-time favorite Disney movie: Aladdin! And I decided to do a Looney Tunes version of this movie. So, all the characters will be played by Looney Tunes characters. Also, since I'm a French Canadian from Quebec, I'm not as good in English as in French. So, maybe there will be a lot of grammar errors, maybe not.

Enjoy this first chapter!

Chapter 1 : Looney Tunes Nights

A skunk was travelling in the desert on the back of a camel. This skunk had only black fur. However, he had white fur on his face and on his stomach. A white line was on the back of his tail and on his back. In addition of a black nose, the inside of his ears was white. He was, of course, Pepé le Pew. He began to sing a little song.

Pepé: Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place

Where the “Break the fourth wall” lines roam

Where it’s funny and immense

And the laugh is intense

It’s amusing, but hey, it’s home!

Where the jokes’ from the east

And the gags’ from the west

And the sand in the glass is right

Come on down

Stop on by

Hop a carpet and fly

To another Looney Tunes Nights!

Looney Tunes Nights

Like Looney Tunes Days

More often than not

Are hotter than hot

In a lot of good ways

Looney Tunes Nights

Neath Looney Tunes Moons

A fool off his guard

Could laugh and laugh hard

Out there on the Tunes

Pepé arrived finally in a town: Looneygrabah! He got down of the camel by slipping on his neck. The camel falled on his belly, exhausted. Then, all the people in town flees of the city while shouting after seeing Pepé. The camel then appeared with suitcases.

“That’s enough! I can’t stand no more! I refuse to continue carrying this stinky skunk!”, said the camel. Then, he leaved the place. Pepé looked dumbstruck.

“Aaah! Another one qui s’en va! It is ze seventeenth time it happens to moi! Je wondering what is happening to those animaux! Well, right!” Then, he looked at the camera as he say “Ah! L’amour! Ze most beautifull thing in le monde! Of course, je suis a great specialist! Today, je vais telling you an excellent lo…” Suddenly, he was interrupted by a big noise. The camera falled on its side. “Hey! What is ça?”

Then, somebody appeared on the screen and talked. It was a seventeen years old boy with black hairs and who is wearing a blue shirt, white pants and grey shoes. It was Essteka, director of the movie.

“The cameraman forgot to recover his nostrils.” said Essteka.

“His nostrils? Pourquoi?”

“Hum, it doesn’t matter.”

Suddenly, Pepé noticed something. “Pourquoi are you all recovering your nostrils?”

“I told you it doesn’t matter! Continue reading your text.”

Then, a tripod was placed under the camera. The skunk continue his presentation. “Like I told vous earlier, je vais telling you…”

“Cut!” yelled Essteka.

“But, seesh! What is happening maintenant?”

“The wall behind you isn’t entirely painted.” Then, a megaphone appeared in the hand of the young director. “A painter! We need a painter!”

At once, a painter arrived on the set with white paint. He painted all the wall’s part who wasn’t entirely white. As he finished, the painter sent the white paint pot in the air. Then, the paint falled on the back of a female black cat named Penelope. The cat was sleeping. She woke up a few seconds after she received the paint on her back. And Penelope decided to walk around the set.

“And maintenant, je vais telling you an excellent love story. But, in order to make ze film much more popular than any other film d’amour and in order to make sure that this movie will be liking by even ze men, ze producteurs asked the writer to add a lot of humour and action. So, instead of 45 minutes, this film will last about 1 hour and 30 minutes. But it doesn’t matter. Je vais read this story. It tells the story of a young man who discover a lampe who will changer his life forever. Ze story begins during a night where… WHAAOOO!” Pepé was interrupted when he saw Penelope who was walking on the set. Suddenly, the skunk went right near the false skunk and hugged her very thight. “Ah! Mon amour! Let me show toi a world of happiness! Tu are so belle! You will be ma Juliette and I will be ton Roméo!” The skunk tried to kiss her. Suddenly, Penelope ran away from him. But Pepé didn’t lost hope. He began to chase her, as usual.

Because of this, a projector was dropped in front of the camera. The projector began to project on the wall a movie who tell the story Pepé was supposed to read.



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In the desert, it was the night. A little man with big red mustaches who is wearing vizier clothes and a black thin-strip mask was waiting on a horse. He was holding a snake-shape scepter. Besides him on the horse, there was a strange creature black skin, no mouth and no nose. The creature was wearing a green helmet with a broom on the top, a red jumpsuit, somekind of green metal skirt and white shoes. They were respectively called Sam and Marvin. Then, a tiny brown tornado came near them. As the tornado stop spinning, it appeared it was, in fact, a brown tasmanian devil.

“Did you see your watch!? You are late, dirty beast!” yelled Sam.

“WARG! BLAH! BLAH! Me not being late! RARGH! RARGH!” said the Tasmanian Devil know as Taz.

“Oh! Shut up, idiot!” Then, Sam hit Taz’s head with his scepter. A bump appeared on the Tasmanian Devil’s head. “Do you have the other part?” asked Sam.

“Taz having other part of thing!” said Taz. He then showed a little piece who constitute the half of a whole thing.

“Give it to me!”

Rapidly, Sam took the piece right after Taz showed him from his pocket. Then, the former cowboy showed the other half piece from his pocket and put both piece together. It looks like a golden egg. A glowing golden egg. Suddenly, the egg flew at high speed in the desert.

“Hurry!” yelled Sam.

The horse galloped in direction to the flying egg. Taz followed the horse while whirling like a tornado. The egg stop at some place and was joined by Sam, Marvin and Taz. The egg whirled on itself and made appeared a barn made with sand. The barn began to talk with its door.

“I am the Barn of Wonders! Who dared to wake me up?” boomed the Barn.

Then, Sam look at Taz. The Tasmanian Devil was doing nothing at all.

“Go! What are you waiting, stupid devil?!”

“Oh! Yeah! Blargh! Blargh! Finding lamp. Whargh! Rargh!”

“Don’t forget. You gives me the lamp and you will keep the treasure.” added the former cowboy.

“Whargh! Blargh! Alright. Blargh!”

The Tasmanian went next to the Barn of Wonders.

“I repeat for those who didn’t understand. Who dared to wake me up?” said the Barn.

“Flargh! Whargh! Taz, tasmanian devil. Rargh! Blargh!”

“Only one person can enter. Let’s see if you can do.”

However, the brown beast wasn’t sure if he should go. Meanwhile, Sam was impatient.

“Blargh! Dunno. Flargh!”

“What in tarnation! Go in, dirty beast!”

“Whargh! Alright.”

The Barn had the door open. Taz advance slowly towards the door, closed eyes. After some seconds, he put his foot inside the door. He opened his eyes and noticed nothing wrong was happening. The beast walked more into the Barn. Suddenly, he heard an earthquake. Then, the door closed and the Barn ate Taz. The latter was screaming. Then, the Barn collapsed back to normal and dissapeared in the sand. Its voice was heard again “Only one person with a golden heart, a diamond in the rough, can enter the Barn of Wonders.”

Seeing this, Sam went down his horse, threw his hat on the ground and jumped on it many times.

“What in tarnation! Stupid broken barn!”

Meanwhile, Marvin sighed as he saw his boss being so angry.

“Calm down, Sam. Calm down.”

“You, Marvin, I didn’t talk to you!” Then, Sam took his hat and throw him to the martian. The latter moved his head on the side and avoided the hat. “Where will I find a guy with a golden heart, now?! Huh?! Where is this stupid diamond in the rough!?”

End of chapter.

Not bad for a first chapter, isn't it? Anyway, you now know who are playing Jafar and Iago. And in the next chapter, you will discover who are gonna play Abu and Razoul. You already know who is playing Aladdin if you read the title of this story.

BTW, my cameo as the director of this movie is a tribute to No Limit 5, Papa T 41, Wormtail96 and other authors who like to insert themselves in their fanfictions. In my fanfics, sometimes I appear as a supporting character, sometimes as a cameo.

Well, read and review!